glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
love makes seman taste better
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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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