well most of my day revolves around power hour
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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