Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.