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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it

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  the suitcase or the dildo?

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• (352): View more from Florida

  My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls

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• (845): View more from New York

  The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.

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