Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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