Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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