I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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