on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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