Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Your topless pictures make me question reality
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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