in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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