I like to think it a success when the cops are called
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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