brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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