the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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