I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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