Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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