Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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