don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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