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  I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I just found a bag of teeth...

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".

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• (585): View more from New York

  I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.

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  I regret none of it.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"

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• (409): View more from Texas

  DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW

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• (518): View more from New York

  It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.

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