we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend