she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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