Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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