I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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