I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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