one two three fourrrrnication!
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
