Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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