Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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