you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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