im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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