the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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