yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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