no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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