Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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