That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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