My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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