Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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