stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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