If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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