this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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