I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell