Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he was CRYING into my vagina
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?