You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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