She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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