Define "chronic" masturbator.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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