a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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