Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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