her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Send help, water and tortillas.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize
