i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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