You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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