So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
