love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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