You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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