What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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