idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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