But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I had to cum in my sink.
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