does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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