I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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