You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
