Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize